Something about Women

It was pretty difficult to figure out minus points in women. Yes! You are right being a girl why would I point out mistakes in Females. But as I promised, here are some things that most of the women feel:

• If he is protective, she says he oppressive
• If he is smart, she says you are demeaning my intelligence
• If he works hard, she says he is workaholic, doesn’t have time for me
• If he is confident, she says he has ego
• If he has a bank account, he is great
• If he says I love You in first meet, don’t believe, he is a liar

Women think men like Govt. bonds as they take time to mature. If they lay the first step on them, they think they can walk over for the whole life. Women too feel pleasure in Adam teasing.

Here I have got one beautiful poem by Thomas Moore, the famous poet.

Women Are All The Same

Away, away — you’re all the same,
A smiling, fluttering, jilting throng;
And, wise too late, I burn with shame,
To think I’ve been your slave so long.

Slow to be won, and quick to rove,
From folly kind, from cunning loath,
Too cold for bliss, too weak for love,
Yet feigning all that’s best in both;

Still panting o’er a crowd to reign, –
More joy it gives to woman’s breast
To make ten frigid coxcombs vain,
Than one true, manly lover blest.

Away, away — your smile’s a curse –
Oh! blot me from the race of men,
Kind, pitying Heaven, by death or worse,
If e’er I love such things again.

I think it is self explanatory. Hence, now its turn of fickle minded women to undergo transformation. Hey, guys! now if you see a sexy woman, do think these things before proposing. Just Kidding!!!!! Relationships are based on mutual understanding and not thinking the way most of the women and men think.